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Yes, that's right. You too can qualify to receive the much sought after "Badge-O-Blood" award for your web page. It is one of the most desired and prestigious awards available on the internet today. Providing that your web page meets certain criteria, any or all of the following logos/awards could be yours!
Decorate your page with one of these high-quality logos!
Be the talk of the town with this attractive animated logo!
Be the envy of the neighborhood with this non-animated but very handsome award.
And finally, the most coveted of all awards... (Damn, you could probably get laid with with one of these!)
So how do you qualify for one of these beauties?
Just follow these three simple steps:
1) Make sure there is blood on your page. It can even just be a drop, but it must be red and look a little bit like blood. No blood, no award, no getting laid. No foolin!
2) E-mail me at bloodybadge@darkwizard.com with the URL to your page or pages that contain the blood. Include the words "Badge-O-Blood" in the subject area.
3) After my review and verification you will receive permission to use any or all of the above awards on your home page as you see fit, but only under the following conditions: a) the blood stays on your page. If the blood comes off, then so does the award; b) the award must provide a link back to this page.
That isn't so difficult now, is it? Now let's see you make some blood and win some awards!
Good Luck!!!
Jester's Nook is Proud to Announce the Award Winners:
#1 Weird Shit The webmaster of this fine site is also the author of the selected works available for your reading pleasure in The Jester's Cranny. As a contributor to The Jester's Nook, it is an honor and a pleasure to present him with this award.